Have you ever had a text session go wildly awry? Where like everything is as it seems, you think your rockin’ it, maybe your playfully flirting or whatever and then bam! you have no idea what just happened? That’s totally what I just experienced and I am thrown so off my game that now I am writing all Valley and stuff. No but seriously, I normally love texting over conversing with new additions to your circle. It is perfect for being able to think about what you want to say and look up references to seem wittier than the real you. But this was down right bizzarre. Somehow, though I still am confused on how, while trying to be odd and coy, I managed to make the follow-up second date 6 months from a great first date that happened last night! How is that even possible we live like five minutes apart? Remember in high school where you just saw each other everyday and had to deal? Oh the simplicity of yesteryear.